Mostly a mess but at least we've got tags. Probably screaming about something. Just trying to be a good bro-figure || Rocket | Trans-demiguy | 29 | He/They
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Anonymous:

robie deserves those novel length comments! as a person who gets hopelessly tongue tied in a03’s comment section i thank you, you’re doing the lord’s work!

Rocket’s Methodology for Commenting on Fic:

1) keysmash

2) Make ridiculous metaphors

3) Use the words “amazing” “fantastic” “great” or “wonderful” more times than a 7th grade book report

4) quote back anything that made me laugh/cry/want to jump out my window because of Emotion

5) “1345346/10, 7 stars will absolutely recommend, you’re amazing, will cry about again” as a closer

6) mildly/lovingly threaten the writer with mild inconveniences i.e stealing shoelaces, leaving bread out on the counter, hiding pencils, etc.

Follow all of these and YOU TOO can become your favorite writer’s beloved menace/commenter

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can’t because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago

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I’m busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago